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| Most ridiculous things to appear on resumes |
Below are some of the most
ridiculous things people have
put on their resumés:
ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
- “Donated over three gallons of blood in my lifetime.”
- “I have a garage which rivals Iron Man for the purpose of building prototypes.”
- “My last client called me a god, so that was award enough.”
DUTIES:
- “Entertain co-workers with wit and ability to eat large quantities of Siracha.”
- “Saying yes to everything and regretting it later.”
EXPERIENCE:
- “2008-2011 — Self-employed — Illegal drug sales.”
- “Domestic engineer: Supervisory duties over 3 subordinates and 1 manager.”
- “I am a Jedi Master of software development.”
- “Plenty.”
HOBBIES:
- “Hanging out with friends, watching old movies, online shopping at work.”
- “Watching Food Network, playing softball and sketching SpiderMan.”
INTEREST/HOBBIES:
- “Gossipping.”
OBJECTIVE:
- “To be able to wear feathers to work. Appropriately, of course.”
- “To become a billionaire.”
- “To find an office where I can enjoy great coffee, snacks, conversation and humour. This helps my productivity immensely.”
QUALIFICATIONS:
- “I have incredibly entertaining hair.”
SALARY:
- “My employment is not up for grabs to the highest bidder.”
