Building Permits

My Building Permit Application: 

Some have asked what I've been doing in retirement.
Well, I applied for a building permit for a new house.
It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide,
with 12 gun turrets at various heights, and windows
all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system.
It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it
snot green with pink trim.

The City Council told me: Its a Fortress 

“Forget it...AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!”

So, I made some slight changes reapplied and ..... 

This time I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a "Mosque."

Work starts on Monday.

And here is the best part, it's going to be tax exempt!

I love this country.

It’s the government that scares me.



Acknowledgement: we thank RN in NZ