scared Hell No!

A state trooper stopped a 95 year old woman on Interstate 20, and noticed as he was checking her drivers license, that she had a concealed carry permit. He said got any guns with you ma'am? She said yes, 

a 45 Smith & Wesson in the glove compartment, 

a 357 magnum in the console and 

a 38 special in my purse. 

The trooper said LADY what are you scared of. 

She said.... NOT A DAMN THING!