My Building Permit Application:
Well, I applied for a building permit for a new house.
It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide,
with 12 gun turrets at various heights, and windows
all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system.
It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it
snot green with pink trim.
The City Council told me: Its a Fortress
“Forget it...AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!”
So, I made some slight changes reapplied and .....
This time I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a "Mosque."
Work starts on Monday.
I love this country.
It’s the government that scares me.
Acknowledgement: we thank RN in NZ