Sean is the pastor of a Church of England parish on the Northern Ireland/ Southern Ireland border and Patrick is the priest in the Roman Catholic Church across the road..
One day they are seen together, erecting a sign into the ground, which says:
TA END IS NEAR!
TURN YERSELF AROUND NOW
AFOR IT IS TOO LATE!
As a car speeds past them, the driver leans out his window and yells, "Leave people alone, you Oirish religious nutters! We don't need your lectures."
From the next curve they hear screeching tyres and a big splash.
Shaking his head, Rev. Patrick says "Dat's da terd one dis mornin'."
"Yaa," Pastor Sean agrees, then asks, "Do ya tink maybe da sign should just say, 'Bridge Out?'"